Soup Of The Day

Caesar Salad

Chopped Salad

Bowl Of Red

Classic Chili, Texas style bowl of red, steak slowly simmered with tomatoes chilies and other savory spices, topped with cheddar cheese and diced onions,

Bowl Of Green

Chili​ verde, tasty chunks of pork butt, slowly simmered in a blend of tomatillos, chilies, and cilantro, topped with shredded chihuahua cheese

Bloody Gift Pack

It’s​ the perfect gift for all occasions, 1 bottle road rash mix, 1 bottle of vodka, 1 can of guiness, 2 pint glasses, 2 beer back glasses, full bloody instructions, packed in a handy carrying case, all this fun in a box

Philly Style Cheese Steak

Thinly sliced steak is tossed on the grill with mushrooms, onions and an oregano spiked tomato sauce. this tasty combo is then topped with provolone cheese and nestled into freshly toasted french bread.

Shrimp Po Boy

Tasty shrimp, marinated, then lightly breaded to order piled high on top of tomatoes, shredded crispy cabbage and cajun tartar sauce, nestled in a garlic toasted french bread

Meatloaf Sandwich

Tangy, hand crafted loaf on garlic buttered, texas toast slathered with a mustard sauce.

4 Banger Grilled Cheese Sandwich

It’s a gooey medley of 4 cheeses, tomato onion relish, bacon, mustard sauce, garlic buttered baguette vegetarian version hold the swine vegan version hold the swine and the cheese

Boss Hog Sandwich

Fragrant pork butt, slow roasted to perfection, then simmered in our homemade bar-b-que sauce, these tender morsels are nestled on a bun for your enjoyment.

Foot Long Twisted Wiener

The official sandwich of wiener lovers, this monster (ladies this is 12 inches) sausage is charred to perfection, garnished with diced pickles, onions, tomatoes, and a spiced mustard.

Turkey Sandwich

Mesquite smoked turkey shaved paper thin, piled high on texas toast, topped with swiss cheese, lettuce, and a tangy cranberry mayonnaise.

Jumbo Chicken Burrito

Marinated chicken, wrapped up tight in a hot flour tortilla with lettuce, tomatoes, black beans, cilantro, onions, chihuahua cheese, salsa. served with a side of rice, and fresh pico de gallo

Fried Egg Sandwich

3 Eggs over easy, cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, onion, and just a touch of mayo, all piled up on freshly toasted thick sliced rye bread.

Sloppy Joe

Just like the school cafeteria, except that it’s actually tasty, in fact slop-a-licious comes to mind. ground chuck, simmered in tomatoes and spices on top of a garlic toasted bun.

Twisted Tuna Melt Sandwich

Solid​ white albacore tuna mixed with water chestnuts, scallions, and fresh ginger, piled high on to thick sliced rye bread, topped off with swiss cheese

Chicken Tacos

Three fresh corn tortillas, grilled until crisp and filled with chihuahua cheese, marinated grilled chicken and salsa. accompanied by a side of tomato relish, beans, and rice

Bar B Que Chicken Sandwich

Jumbo chicken breast grilled over a raging flame, you get the idea.

Grilled Portobello Sandwich

Jumbo portobello mushrooms marinated in lemon juice, garlic, and oregano, topped off with grilled onions, served on a garlic toasted egg bun.

Falafel Sandwich

Richly​ spiced balls made from women peas (the peas formerly known as chick) these tasty morsels are tucked into a warm pita with crispy romaine, tomatoes, cucumbers, and an invigorating tahini dressing. yum, so healthy!

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Just like the wings except it’s bigger, juicier, then we throw in some lettuce, onions, and a toasted bun.

Chicken Quesadillas

Jumbo flour tortilla stuffed with chicken, chihuahua cheese, pan fried until crispy on the outside moist and gooey on the inside. served with a side of rice, beans, and salsa.

Bbq Kobe Brisket

Whole Kobe beef briskets are smoked over night with maple and oak hardwood, thinly sliced, drenched in bbq sauce, piled high on top of a garlic toasted bun

Avocado Price

Avocados are a luxury item, therefore we need to add a buck and half surcharge to any item with the requested green orb

16oz Road Rash Mary And Beer Back

The twisted Staff has labored for years to get this just right.top secret special spices, meat garnish, and a beer back, it’s practically a meal

16oz Fresh Squeezed Screwdriver

One jumbo portion of vitamin c with a side of vodka, now that’s the way to start the day

16oz Mimosas

One jumbo portion of fresh squeezed vitamin c mixed with sparkling champagne.

16oz Fresh Squeezed Puckered Puss

One pint fresh squeezed lemonade with a side of vodka, cool, tart, and refreshing any time of day

Virgin Lemonade

Orange Juice

One jumbo portion of fresh squeezed vitamin c

Custom Blend Of Coffee

These beans are roasted dark like used motor oil.bottomless cup of Joe

Other Refreshing Beverages

Hand Dipped Ice Cream Bars

These special treats are made for you by mitchell’s Ice cream and candies in home wood. we are certain that it will be the best you have ever had.ask about our seasonal flavors

2.50

We start with One Half Pound Of heaven Sent Bovinity Then Mix In Our Neighborhood Renowned Herbs And

All Fatboys

Double Fatty

Double the meat double the fun. i dare you, no I double dare you!

Bloody Eggs

Our newest breakfast creation, it’s like a road rash in a pan.eggs scrambled with bloody fix ins, toast and spuds

Steak And Eggs

Three eggs over easy, topped with tomatillo salsa, 8 oz. marinated n.y. strip steak

Fried Egg Sandwich

3 Eggs over easy, cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, and just a touch of mayo, all piled up on freshly toasted rye with a side of home fries.

Wisconsin Scramble

3 Eggs, bratwurst, onions, mushrooms, and cheddar cheese, with a side of home fries and toast

MEX Scramble

3 Eggs, chorizo, tomatoes, onions, cilantro, chihuahua cheese, with a side of home fries and toast.

Italian Scramble

3 Eggs, Italian sausage, hot and mild giardiniera with a side of home fries and toast

Chili Scramble

3 Eggs, twisted chili ( your choice red or green) cheese, and diced onions.

Sloppy Eggs

3 Eggs, crispy tortillas, sloppy joe, scallions, and cheddar cheese, served with some fruit

French Toast

Crusty italian bread dipped in eggs, cinnamon, vanilla, orange liqueur. served with some fruit.

Elvis Toast

Like the french version except it’s stuffed with peanut butter and bananas. served with some fruit.

Banana Buckwheat Pancakes

Malted buckwheat with plenty of fresh bananas, both inside and on top. served with some fruit.

Corned Beef Hash And Poached Eggs

Homemade, grilled until crisp, topped with three poached eggs. served with a side of home fries and toast.

Breakfast Burrito

Eggs, chorizo, potatoes, tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and chihuahua cheese in a flour tortilla, topped with our freshly made salsa

Real Oats for Real Men

Old fashion oat groats are slowly simmered with plump juicy raisins and dried cherries, brown sugar, and drizzled with of cream

Breakfast Meats

Bacon, sausage, hash, ask about others

Home Fries

Slow roasted spuds and custom blend of spices